My Teeny Bikini

By Peyton Perkowski

Age: 19

Celebrity I look most like: Jessica Simpson

Career Ambition: Engineering Geologist

There is nothing more comfortable than wearing a teeny bikini. It allows me to let everything hang out. I think if I lived in a city like Sweden or Canada I would probably be a nudist.

I love going to the mall wearing only my teeny bikini and a pair of flip flops. Sure it is true that I love all the attention men give me when I am wearing my teeny bikini but I also enjoy the freedom it gives me.

And men can act very funny when they are in the presence of a beautiful woman wearing a very tiny outfit. They'll walk into doors, fall over benches and accidentally spill things all over themselves. Men can be such clowns.

But there is also a down side to wearing a teeny bikini to the mall. Men will follow me around, pretend that they accidentally bump into me so they can cop a feel and they will stand there ogling me like I was a piece of meat.

What most men don't realize is that a girl in a teeny bikini has feelings. We are real live people and we have ambitions and dreams and we hurt and we cry. We put on our teeny bikini one leg at a time. Just like everybody else.

So the next time you see a girl in a teeny bikini at the mall remember that we are sensitive human beings and not just pieces of meat. Sure you can stare at us and ogle us while we prance around in our teeny bikinis but don't forget - once we take that teeny bikini off we are just like you.

Peyton Perkowski