My Super Micro Bikini has Super Powers

By Nikita Bobrowski

Age: 19

Celebrity I most look like: Christina Aguilera

Career Ambition: Cable Television Staff Assistant

I have a micro bikini that has super powers. I call it my Super Micro Bikini. It has the super amazing powers to attract men when ever I wear it. It doesn't seem to matter - I could be on a desert island and the moment I put on my super micro bikini men would come out of the woodwork.

The first time I realized my micro bikini had super powers was one day when I was at the beach all by myself. It was around 10 in the morning and the beach was pretty empty. I chose a very secluded part of the beach and lay down on my towel to sun myself.

I fell asleep for a few minutes and when I awoke there must have been 50 men around me. Some were playing volleyball and some were tossing a football and some were tanning themselves. It got so crowded that a hot dog stand opened.

It was too crowded for me so I decided to move myself and my super micro bikini to another part of the beach that was pretty empty. But 15 minutes later all those men were surrounding me again. The hot dog stand had even moved.

I know my super micro bikini is a skimpy black thong bikini with a micro bikini bra top and it is quite provocative but what would you expect me to wear to the beach - a parka?

I was going to move to another part of the beach but I decided to give up. If you can't beat them then join them. Though the hot dog stand guy did give me a percentage of his profits.

Nikita Bobrowski