The Smallest String Bikini in the World

By Swallow Trikowsky

Age: 19

Celebrity I look most like: Tera Patrick

Career Ambition: Environmental Health Technician

To say that I don't love tiny string bikinis is like saying that men don't love beer and poker and football and rough casual sex. That would be crazy because I love tiny string bikinis. And the smaller the string bikini the better.

I recently went on a search, a journey - a quest if you will - to find the smallest string bikini in the world. Well, maybe not in the world but at least at my local shopping mall. I wanted to find the smallest string bikini so I could wear it to the Friday night beach party my college frat was throwing. Plus I wanted to impress a guy.

I went to the Watamoga Shopping Mall and began my search. Did you know that there are literally thousands of tiny string bikinis out there? Well, there are.

The first one I came across was a sexy fishnet mini bikini. It was black with a criss-cross halter and the bottom thong was a side-tie with a triangle back. It was micro tiny but it just wasn't tiny enough for me.

The second mini string bikini I came across was a teardrop bikini with metallic see through material. I thought I had found the smallest string bikini in the world and was about to purchase it when something even more outrageous caught my eye.

It was this red sexy erotic shiny rhinestone bikini that hid absolutely nothing. The bottom was a one string g string only number that attached in the front to a tiny rhinestone ring. And the top was so revealing. The strings also attached to tiny rhinestone rings but the rhinestone wrings were positioned around the nipples showing the nipples completely off!

This was the smallest string bikini I had ever seen and I just had to have it. And it was just my luck that the shop next to the bikini shop in the mall was a Brazilian body wax salon.

Well, to make a long story short me and my tiny string bikini were the hit of the frat beach party. The only problem was that the beach party wasn't a summer beach party but a fall beach party. You can't believe the nasty cold I got.

Swallow Trikowsky