Me and My Skimpy Bikini

By Willow Zielinski

Celebrity I Most Look Like: Claire Danes

Age: 19

Career Ambition: Telephone Solicitor

My philosophy about wearing a skimpy bikini is - the skimpier the better. Like the other morning I was trying to decide which skimpy bikini to wear - my pink one or my yellow one? I sat down on my bed and looked at both skimpy bikinis trying to decide.

But I couldn't decide which bikini to wear. So I tried them both on. First the pink Skimpy bikini and then the yellow. But, still, I couldn't decide.

So then I tried both skimpy bikinis on at the same time. I put the yellow bikini on over top of the pink bikini. But that just looked silly.

So then I took both bikinis off and sat on my bed and thought real hard about which skimpy bikini to wear. I don't like to think too hard because usually my head starts to hurt. And that is exactly what happened! My head began to hurt.

So I got in to bead and decided to take a nap. When I woke up 3 hours later my head didn't hurt anymore. But I still had the same problem - which skimpy bikini should I wear?

So I tried on both skimpy bikinis again but I still couldn't decide. So then I came up with this great idea - I would wear the skimpiest bikini of the two.

But this created another problem. How could I tell which skimpy bikini was the skimpiest? So then I got out a measuring tape and tried to measure them both but it was a hard thing to do.

And then my head began to hurt again so I lay down and took another nap. And then I woke up and I decided I would wear the yellow skimpy bikini because it was newer.

So I put on the yellow skimpy bikini and was ready to go to the beach but then I noticed it was dark outside. When I checked my watch I realized it was 10 at night! It was too late to go to the beach in my skimpy bikini.

And then I got tired. It's hard working choosing which skimpy bikini to wear. So I went to bed again.

Willow

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