"Do you like my huge all American, all natural breasts? At night I like to rub coconut milk all over my huge all American, all natural breasts to keep them nice and firm and to make them glisten in the moon light. I often find it very hard to find a tiny bikini that will contain my huge all American, all natural breasts.

And have you ever tried to play beach football with huge all American, all natural breasts? I spend most of my time on my knees because the guys keep tackling me. Even when I don't have the football!

And to tell you the truth it's not that great having huge all American, all natural breasts. I haven't seen my feet in years. And my huge all American, all natural breasts keep getting in the way of doing things. Try doing push ups with huge all American, all natural breasts.

Another thing, I think guys only ask me out because of my huge all American, all natural breasts. They're not really interested in my brain or any other part of me but my huge all American, all natural breasts. This one guy I dated turned into a human octopus when ever we were alone. He had more hands and arms than I could count.

And if you are still scrolling down and reading this and not looking at the eye candy I just don't know what to say to you."

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