Micro Mini Thong Bikini

By Manhattan Dabrowski

Age: 19

Celebrity I look most like: Scarlett Johansson

Career Ambition: Polygraph Examiner

There is nothing I like better than spending a day at the beach in my micro mini thong bikini. I like the beach so much that sometimes I go there just before the sun rises. I'll stand on the boardwalk all by myself and watch the sun rise and think deep thoughts.

But once the sun rises and I have no more deep thoughts I'm just a fun beach girl in a micro mini thong bikini. I love to go swimming at the beach and I love to build sand castles. But my favorite beach activity by far is playing beach volleyball.

I love to bounce and jiggle as I chase and smack the volleyball. But wearing a micro mini thong bikini while playing volleyball can sometimes be hazardous as some of my body parts tend to fall out of my micro mini thong bikini as I bounce about.

After a strenuous game of volleyball at the beach I tend to get all sweaty. My body gets all glisteny and wet. The best way to cool down is to lick a nice long cold popsicle. Sometimes I'll let the popsicle drip all over my chest just so I can feel the coolness as it dribbles down my body.

There is no better way to end a day than watching the sun set at the beach. It is a very profound experience and it is at this time that I once again have deep thoughts.

But once the sun has set it is time to go home and wash my micro mini thong bikini so I can wear it again the next day.

Manhattan Dabrowski