By Misty Mierzejewski

The celebrity I look most like: Shania Twain

Age: 19

Career Ambition: Construction Worker

Ever since I can remember I couldn't wait to get my hands on a good set of tools. Ever since I was a kid I've always wanted to work with my hands and my body.

And that is why my career ambition is to be a construction worker.

I've always loved wearing a tool belt. I like the leather and how it feels strapped around my waist. I like playing with the tools and sliding them out of their pockets and sliding them right back in. Besides that, I think a tool belt looks cute and is very useful.

I've always believed that you should do the things you love. The two things that I love the most are construction work and wearing a tiny bikini. And if I could combine those two things together I would be the happiest girl alive.

Imagine me wearing a tiny mesh micro bikini, a hard hat and work boots while soldering a thick slab of steel or hammering a nail through a piece of wood 9 inches long and 3 inches thick. Doesn't that conjure up all kinds of juicy images?

Or imagine me in front of your house in a tiny mesh micro bikini wielding a big fat jack hammer bouncing and jiggling as I rip apart the old sidewalk before laying down a fresh batch of glistening slimy cement and giving you a brand new sidewalk?

I think working with your hands and your body is the most honest way in the world to make a living. It's hard dirty work that makes your body all sweaty and sticky and that is why I think wearing a tiny bikini while doing construction work makes sense.

It helps keep your body cool and relaxed. I think all construction workers should where tiny mesh micro bikinis. 

Misty Mierzejewski

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