For the Love of a Girl in a Bikini

By Champagne Gozdowski 

Age: 19 

The celebrity I look most like: Shyamali Malakar

Career Ambition: Hazardous Materials Specialist

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind"

You see her on the beach, a girl in a bikini. But she is not just any girl in a bikini - she is your dream girl. She has hair that flows down her back all the way to her bikini bottom. Her eyes are like jewels and seem to look right through you.

She smiles at you and her smile lingers. Her tiny perfect graceful fingers rise and brush away a long strand of hair from her lips. She keeps smiling and looking at you and she is your dream. Besides that she has the perkiest breasts trying to break out of her tiny bikini top that you have ever seen.

Do you dare go over and talk to her? Do you dare speak your hearts desire? Do you dare take the chance?

Come on, guys, she's just a girl in a bikini. Take a chance. We love the attention. Why do you think we wear such tiny bikinis? So you won't notice us and won't talk to us?

What is the worst thing that could happen? This girl in a bikini will kick dirt in your face. Of course we won't. Sure we can be cruel. We may mock you, we may dismiss you, we may tell all your friends what a dweeb you are but we won't kick sand in your face.

All kidding aside a girl in a bikini is just an image. It's a pretty picture and we know men like pretty pictures. But once you get inside that pretty picture a girl in a bikini is nothing more than a girl in a pair of jeans or a girl in a jogging outfit or a girl in a sailor suit.

We are no different than you. So the next time you see a girl in a bikini and you want to talk to her - go right up to her and say "you're just a girl in a bikini so why don't we go to a movie?"

You may be surprised at her answer. Besides, when you strip away the bikini from a girl what are you left with? Just a girl.

Champagne Gozdowski

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