College Bikini Girl

By

Serenity Serwacki

Age: 19

Celebrity I look most like: Doris Day

Career Ambition: To Survive College

I don't have a cute little string bikini story to tell you like the other girls. In fact, my college bikini story is quite sad. It's full of hardship and pain. It's not easy being a college bikini girl. 

First of all, my parents sent me to a college up north where it is freezing. Have you ever tried to wear a tiny string bikini in a snow storm? Well, I have and I still have the goose bumps to prove it.

I thought college was supposed to be fun. I thought I could romp around all day in a tiny bikini with a bunch of other college bikini girls. But, no way! I've got to actually attend classes.

And they won't even let me wear a bikini to class. The first day I showed up to a Political Science class in a bikini the Prof sent me back to my dorm to change. The nerve!

The only time I get to wear a tiny string bikini is when I'm in my dorm. I'll get together with some of the other girls and we'll throw a bikini party. We'll dress in our tiniest bikinis and bounce and jiggle around the dorm. Sometimes we'll even have pillow fights and then we'll order pizza. 

All while just wearing our tiny bikinis!

Anyhow, all this bikini girl wants to do is survive college. And if you think that's easy then you have no understanding of what it is to be a college bikini girl.

Serenity

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