Bikini Babes

By Pickles Peronoski

Celebrity I Look Most Like: Princess Leia

Age: 19

Career Ambition: To be a bikini babe for the rest of my life

First of all, the best thing in the whole world is being a bikini babe. That's just not my opinion but the opinion of all the bikini babes I know.

And I know a lot of bikini babes.

You see, us bikini babes like to hang out together. We like to do things that bikini babes like to do like wear tiny bikinis and go to the beach.

We bikini babes also like to talk about bikini babe things such as sun tan lotion and flip flops.

And us bikini babes also enjoy practicing being bikini babes. It's hard work and it takes time and effort. But the time and effort is worth it.

It's not easy getting the perfect bikini babe wiggle. I had to practice my wiggle for a solid 3 months before I got it down pat.

And another thing we bikini babes have to practice is bouncing and jiggling. After all - what is the point of being a bikini babe and wearing a tiny bikini at the beach if you don't bounce around and jiggle exactly right?

But don't get me wrong. I love being a bikini babe. And I love walking along the beach with all the other bikini babes. And nothing makes me prouder than when I do a cute little wiggle, a tiny bounce and a perfect jiggle.
 
Pickles

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